Scumbag Brain

you know how you got up at 5am to take a piss yesterday? let's make that our daily routine from now on

you know how you got up at 5am to take a piss yesterday? let's make that our daily routine from now on  Scumbag Brain

Don't worry, bro, I got this Foot goes in mouth, remember?

Don't worry, bro, I got this Foot goes in mouth, remember?  Scumbag Brain

You know those things we need to pick up on the drive home? Yeah, I'll remind you about that after we park the car in the driveway.

You know those things we need to pick up on the drive home? Yeah, I'll remind you about that after we park the car in the driveway.  Scumbag Brain

knows you're taking the act Thinks too much about what to put in this meme.

knows you're taking the act Thinks too much about what to put in this meme.  Scumbag Brain

Half asleep the whole day Wide awake at night

Half asleep the whole day Wide awake at night  Scumbag Brain

No, she's not the one for you My mistake, here's a lifetime of regret and sorrow

No, she's not the one for you My mistake, here's a lifetime of regret and sorrow   Scumbag Brain

Stressing out over final exams? Here's a mouth ulcer to help you out.

Stressing out over final exams? Here's a mouth ulcer to help you out.  Scumbag Brain

Finished washing Hands Immediately have to pee

Finished washing Hands Immediately have to pee  Scumbag Brain

Feel bad about gaining weight Know what would make you feel better? Lots of Cake.

Feel bad about gaining weight Know what would make you feel better? Lots of Cake.  Scumbag Brain

oh wait! what's that? Your phone is vibrating in your pocket JUST KIDDING

oh wait! what's that? Your phone is vibrating in your pocket JUST KIDDING  Scumbag Brain
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