Scumbag Brain

Wow the weather today looks beautiful let me just lose all motivation to move so you can't enjoy it

Wow the weather today looks beautiful let me just lose all motivation to move so you can't enjoy it  Scumbag Brain

Hey dude, remember how you're home alone and it's really dark and quiet outside? Also, remember every horror movie you've ever seen?

Hey dude, remember how you're home alone and it's really dark and quiet outside? Also, remember every horror movie you've ever seen?   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're sitting at the computer and got a Facebook notification? Better pull out your phone and check it on there

Oh, you're sitting at the computer and got a Facebook notification? Better pull out your phone and check it on there   Scumbag Brain

It's just a fart let it go jk, you just shit your pants

It's just a fart let it go   jk, you just shit your pants  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're finally over your EX? Here's a dream about getting the best oral in your life from him.

Oh, you're finally over your EX? Here's a dream about getting the best oral in your life from him.   Scumbag Brain

You quit drinking? You probably want to dream about getting drunk every night.

You quit drinking? You probably want to dream about getting drunk every night.   Scumbag Brain

looks like you ran out of blue links on reddit Better check your phone to see if there's anything new on reddit

looks like you ran out of blue links on reddit Better check your phone to see if there's anything new on reddit  Scumbag Brain

knows you your master thesis is due tomorrow evening "That's plenty of time to procrastinate!"

knows you your master thesis is due tomorrow evening

so distracted fighting flu forgets to tell you to shit until you're in the shower

so distracted fighting flu forgets to tell you to shit until you're in the shower   Scumbag Brain

Just woke up? Have fun trying to piss with a boner

Just woke up? Have fun trying to piss with a boner   Scumbag Brain
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