Scumbag Brain

Oh, you didn't receive a text back immediately from the girl you like Let me think about every reason why she didn't respond

Oh, you didn't receive a text back immediately from the girl you like Let me think about every reason why she didn't respond   Scumbag Brain

It's so nice outside But you haven't checked reddit yet

It's so nice outside But you haven't checked reddit yet  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you are thinking about mouth water? Have a constant stream of excessive mouth water now

Oh, you are thinking about mouth water? Have a constant stream of excessive mouth water now  Scumbag Brain

Anxious about getting pregnant after condom broke Period postponed due to anxiety

Anxious about getting pregnant after condom broke Period postponed due to anxiety  Scumbag Brain

Hasn't talked to girlfriend in 16 hours Assumes she's dead

Hasn't talked to girlfriend in 16 hours Assumes she's dead  Scumbag Brain

two spots left on hard mode minesweeper? why dont you left click that bomb?

two spots left on hard mode minesweeper? why dont you left click that bomb?  Scumbag Brain

So it's your birthday? Here's a nice dose of nausea and diarrhea to help you sleep in.

So it's your birthday? Here's a nice dose of nausea and diarrhea to help you sleep in.    Scumbag Brain

Need to wake up early tomorrow Thinks about every detail in your life

Need to wake up early tomorrow Thinks about every detail in your life  Scumbag Brain

capable of playing the most beautiful songs known to mankind picks the most annoying ones

capable of playing the most beautiful songs known to mankind picks the most annoying ones  Scumbag Brain

oh it's early and you get sleep in? here's the most urgent piss ever

oh it's early and you get sleep in? here's the most urgent piss ever  Scumbag Brain
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