Scumbag Brain

Finally got that wonderful girl to like you, huh? Let's toss in a major-depressive episode to make things interesting.

Finally got that wonderful girl to like you, huh? Let's toss in a major-depressive episode to make things interesting.    Scumbag Brain

Motivates you to go on a diet after eating junk food motivation lost after junk food digests

Motivates you to go on a diet after eating junk food motivation lost after junk food digests  Scumbag Brain

got to get off at the next bus stop boner

got to get off at the next bus stop boner  Scumbag Brain

Remembers you have a scab Makes you scratch it until it bleeds

Remembers you have a scab Makes you scratch it until it bleeds  Scumbag Brain

You have a really important paper you need to finish tonight? it wuld be a same if you startd skiping letrs

You have a really important paper you need to finish tonight? it wuld be a same if you startd skiping letrs  Scumbag Brain

i know you have to take a piss and you don't want to think about it BUT I COULD REALLY GO FOR A TALL GLASS WATER NOW

i know you have to take a piss and you don't want to think about it BUT I COULD REALLY GO FOR A TALL GLASS WATER NOW  Scumbag Brain

Remembers dungeons from decade old videogames forgets simple math formulas you learned 3 weeks ago

Remembers dungeons from decade old videogames forgets simple math formulas you learned 3 weeks ago  Scumbag Brain

Can remember everything about geology Can't remember what I had for breakfast

Can remember everything about geology Can't remember what I had for breakfast  Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember that amazing idea for an Advice Animal? Instead of making it, why don't you browse Reddit for 5 minutes and then forget your idea?

Hey, remember that amazing idea for an Advice Animal? Instead of making it, why don't you browse Reddit for 5 minutes and then forget your idea?  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to Google "bed bugs" right before bed

Convinces you to Google
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