Scumbag Brain

Makes you late daily for college Wakes you up at 7am when you're off

Makes you late daily for college Wakes you up at 7am when you're off  Scumbag Brain

Try not to think about not getting an erection. Haha, too late. Enjoy your flaccid penis.

Try not to think about not getting an erection. Haha, too late. Enjoy your flaccid penis.  Scumbag Brain

I SEE YOU HAVE SOMETHING IRRITATING IN YOUR MOUTH REPEATED STRONG, INVOLUNTARY INHALATIONS WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT!

I SEE YOU HAVE SOMETHING IRRITATING IN YOUR MOUTH REPEATED STRONG, INVOLUNTARY INHALATIONS WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT!  Scumbag Brain

can't sleep? let's surf reddit

can't sleep? let's surf reddit  Scumbag Brain

Past midnight on Monday morning "Oops, you forgot to do laundry."

Past midnight on Monday morning

Oh! You have a quiz in the morning? I'll make sure you don't hear the many alarm you set up

Oh! You have a quiz in the morning? I'll make sure you don't hear the many alarm you set up  Scumbag Brain

Let's take a relaxing shower.. Remember all those stupid things you ever said and did?

Let's take a relaxing shower.. Remember all those stupid things you ever said and did?  Scumbag Brain

Hard time getting over your ex girlfriend? Let's dream about another exgirlfriend who left you so you can be twice as sad.

Hard time getting over your ex girlfriend? Let's dream about another exgirlfriend who left you so you can be twice as sad.  Scumbag Brain

Want to smell those fresh cookies? Sorry man, your nose is too clogged. Bro, someone farted, check it out

Want to smell those fresh cookies? Sorry man, your nose is too clogged. Bro, someone farted, check it out  Scumbag Brain

Having a great day Randomly recalls embarrassing event/behavior from 2 years ago, ruins day.

Having a great day Randomly recalls embarrassing event/behavior from 2 years ago, ruins day.  Scumbag Brain
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