Scumbag Brain

You locked the doors, right? Okay, let me just erase that out of memory!

You locked the doors, right? Okay, let me just erase that out of memory!  Scumbag Brain

Sees you're eating dinner "let's remember all of the most disgusting things you've ever seen"

Sees you're eating dinner

Hey, I know you're at a funeral but... Remember that really funny joke?

Hey, I know you're at a funeral but... Remember that really funny joke?  Scumbag Brain

On the Golden Gate Bridge? I wonder what it would be like to jump off?

On the Golden Gate Bridge? I wonder what it would be like to jump off?  Scumbag Brain

Standing on a high balcony? Imagine jumping off of it

Standing on a high balcony? Imagine jumping off of it  Scumbag Brain

oh, you're inner ear fluid is out of balance from driving for hours? i'll just eject all of the contents of your stomach

oh, you're inner ear fluid is out of balance from driving for hours? i'll just eject all of the contents of your stomach  Scumbag Brain

good luck carrying on a normal conversation with your girlfriend's parents while i think about every naughty thing you've done to their daughter

good luck carrying on a normal conversation with your girlfriend's parents while i think about every naughty thing you've done to their daughter  Scumbag Brain

Doctor says to breathe normally Forgets how to breathe

Doctor says to breathe normally Forgets how to breathe   Scumbag Brain

Remembers when and where you lost your first tooth Can't remember name of person you just met

Remembers when and where you lost your first tooth Can't remember name of person you just met  Scumbag Brain

Spend days obsessing about finding a key for Adobe Illustrator Decide program too complicated after 20 minutes and uninstall.

Spend days obsessing about finding a key for Adobe Illustrator Decide program too complicated after 20 minutes and uninstall.  Scumbag Brain
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