Scumbag Brain

Ooo, we have to monotonously count things all day? Ok, well I'll put Fergalicious on repeat

Ooo, we have to monotonously count things all day? Ok, well I'll put Fergalicious on repeat  Scumbag Brain

Look out! Snake! Nah, I'm kidding. It's just a stick.

Look out! Snake! Nah, I'm kidding.  It's just a stick.   Scumbag Brain

"Oh, you just saw something hilarious? Don't worry, I'll forget it in an hour." "Oh, you just saw something completely revolting? Don't worry, I'll never forget it."

5 minutes left in class? perfect time for a boner

5 minutes left in class? perfect time for a boner  Scumbag Brain

Takes a shower while home alone. You know what you haven't thought of in a while? The movie Psycho.

Takes a shower while 
home alone. You know what you haven't thought of in a while? The movie Psycho.    Scumbag Brain

Parking car in an ally at night Hey bro, remember that Korean ghost story?

Parking car in an ally at night Hey bro, remember that Korean ghost story?  Scumbag Brain

Substitute teacher with funny accent Make fun of her bro, Make fun of her, make fun of her!

Substitute teacher with funny accent  Make fun of her bro, Make fun of her, make fun of her!   Scumbag Brain

you're tired and you should probably go to bed perfect time to read stories from /r/nosleep

you're tired and you should probably go to bed perfect time to read stories from /r/nosleep   Scumbag Brain

hate everyone you won't get lonely or bored, trust me

hate everyone you won't get lonely or bored, trust me  Scumbag Brain

OH HEY BRO, you know that e-mail your boss sent thanking you for a job well done? Lets have a nightmare about him firing you over it! Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)

OH HEY BRO, you know that e-mail your boss sent thanking you for a job well done? Lets have a nightmare about him firing you over it!  Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)  Scumbag Brain
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