Scumbag Brain

You're making out with your girlfriend? Let me remove all the blood from your penis for you.

You're making out with your girlfriend? Let me remove all the blood from your penis for you.   Scumbag Brain

thinks of great response to an askreddit a week later

thinks of great response
to an askreddit a week later  Scumbag Brain

oh you need to go to the restroom? here lets think about waterfalls

oh you need to go to the restroom? here lets think about waterfalls   Scumbag Brain

oh you having a shower is you're time to take a Shit and Pee

oh you having a shower is you're time to take a Shit and Pee  Scumbag Brain

Gotta wake up at 5am tomorrow? Welp, here's a stress dream at 2am followed by anxiety about falling back asleep which should last till around 4:30

Gotta wake up at 5am tomorrow? Welp, here's a stress dream at 2am followed by anxiety about falling back asleep which should last till around 4:30  Scumbag Brain

Knows Speeding cars are too fast for you to make it to the other side of the road FUCKING RUN

Knows Speeding cars are too fast for you to make it to the other side of the road FUCKING RUN   Scumbag Brain

Oh I see you're fapping Lets Think about Grandma

Oh I see you're fapping Lets Think about Grandma    Scumbag Brain

Final in 28 hours? Let's clean the apartment

Final in 28 hours? Let's clean the apartment   Scumbag Brain

you're worried about grades and doing well on exams? well you also REALLY want to buy halo 4 and see references everywhere

you're worried about grades and doing well on exams? well you also REALLY want to buy halo 4 and see references everywhere  Scumbag Brain

Oh we have a paper due tomorrow? Let's make a meme about something stupid I just thought of

Oh we have a paper due tomorrow? Let's make a meme about something stupid I just thought of   Scumbag Brain
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