Scumbag Brain

Night: Dude, I feel kinda sick. You should worry about that and get a bad nights sleep. Morning: Oh nevemind dude, its cool. Night: Lalalalala Morning: Oh sorry dude, i was kinda sick all over your bed. Maybe you should have got a bucket.

Night: Dude, I feel kinda sick. You should worry about that and get a bad nights sleep.
Morning: Oh nevemind dude, its cool. Night: Lalalalala
Morning: Oh sorry dude, i was kinda sick all over your bed. Maybe you should have got a bucket.  Scumbag Brain

Hey there sexy mama, Anyone ever tell you I'm the sexiest brain you've ever seen?

Hey there sexy mama, Anyone ever tell you
I'm the sexiest brain you've ever seen?  Scumbag Brain

Trying to lose weight I see. I better store some fat for later

Trying to lose weight I see. I better store some fat for later   Scumbag Brain

You hear your alarm? It's nothing, go back to sleep, you don't need to get up.

You hear your alarm? It's nothing, go back to sleep, you don't need to get up.   Scumbag Brain

Your eyes and ears seem to be giving mixed signals How about some nausea? That will fix it!

Your eyes and ears seem to be giving mixed signals How about some nausea? 
That will fix it!  Scumbag Brain

"OK we got to look super smart now ok?" ...left is now right

Reminds you to set alarm Hits snooze without waking you up

Reminds you to set alarm  Hits snooze without waking you up   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just got a girlfriend? Let's think of all the reasons why she could possibly dump you

Oh, you just got a girlfriend? Let's think of all the reasons why she could possibly dump you   Scumbag Brain

Oh is that your phone ringing 10 seconds shy of climax? Better answer it.

Oh is that your phone ringing 10 seconds shy of climax? Better answer it.   Scumbag Brain

Browsing Reddit using back button Closes tab

Browsing Reddit using back button Closes tab   Scumbag Brain
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