Scumbag Brain

Knows you're on your way home Makes urge to pee more excruciating as you get closer to the door

Knows you're on your way home Makes urge to pee more excruciating as you get closer to the door   Scumbag Brain

About to fall asleep Starts creating new Scumbag Brain captions

About to fall asleep Starts creating new Scumbag Brain captions   Scumbag Brain

Quiet bowel discharge at your bathroom, Thunder farts in public restrooms

Quiet bowel discharge at your bathroom, Thunder farts in public restrooms  Scumbag Brain

CAN SOLVE COMPLEX CALCULUS CAN'T FUCKING SPELL COUPON

CAN SOLVE COMPLEX CALCULUS CAN'T FUCKING SPELL COUPON  Scumbag Brain

Decides to purchase spotify "hey brah turn on In Rainbows. I really want to hear it right now"

Decides to purchase spotify

People can achieve anything they set their minds to. EXCEPT YOU.

People can achieve anything they set their minds to. EXCEPT YOU.  Scumbag Brain

Processes words "respiratory rate" Suddenly forgets how to breathe

Processes words

We're going to get hammered and do so much crazy shit But I'm going to forget when you wake up tomorrow

We're going to get hammered and do so much crazy shit But I'm going to forget when you wake up tomorrow  Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you're finally 21? I'm going to make you lose all interest in drinking!

Oh, so you're finally 21? I'm going to make you lose all interest in drinking!   Scumbag Brain

Can't focus on schoolwork for more than 15 minutes Can play xbox 360 intensely concentrated for hours

Can't focus on schoolwork for more than 15 minutes Can play xbox 360 intensely concentrated for hours   Scumbag Brain
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