Scumbag Brain

what? this conversation is really important? great, i'll go ahead and shut down now

what? this conversation is really important? great, i'll go ahead and shut down now   Scumbag Brain

trying to sleep? let's just think of the scariest thing you've ever seen then.

trying to sleep? let's just think of the scariest thing you've ever seen then.  Scumbag Brain

Bro, your wife left for work and forgot her phone right here on the nightstand Let's send her a text and let her know

Bro, your wife left for work and forgot her phone right here on the nightstand Let's send her a text and let her know  Scumbag Brain

convinces you you have a lots of money and a perfect girlfriend actually we're just dreaming, you have neither

convinces you you have a lots of money and a perfect girlfriend actually we're just dreaming, you have neither  Scumbag Brain

Bro, im gonna remember every time ive had one of these symptoms, to make you think we have this disease

Bro, im gonna remember every time ive had one of these symptoms, to make you think we have this disease  Scumbag Brain

See that beautiful, witty, and nice girl who's perfect for you? Let's be shy around her

See that beautiful, witty, and nice girl who's perfect for you? Let's be shy around her  Scumbag Brain

Knows I was right to break up with an abusive control freak Can't stop wondering why he doesn't call & beg me to take him back

Knows I was right to break up with an abusive control freak Can't stop wondering why he doesn't call & beg me to take him back  Scumbag Brain

2:00am: Dude you have so much work to do. Let's think about it all night. 8:00am: Time for bed.

2:00am: Dude you have so much work to do. Let's think about it all night. 8:00am: Time for bed.  Scumbag Brain

Hey that girl you thought was cute in high school who lives near by, but haven't talked to in years, just invited you to her birthday party She must want your dick

Hey that girl you thought was cute in high school who lives near by, but haven't talked to in years, just invited you to her birthday party She must want your dick  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of million solutions for an improbable bad situation Gets stuck in an obvious one No idea what to do

Thinks of million solutions for an improbable bad situation Gets stuck in an obvious one No idea what to do  Scumbag Brain
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