Scumbag Brain

Says work needs to be done Tells self to browse reddit

Says work needs to be done Tells self to browse reddit   Scumbag Brain

Lies awake in bed for two hours before alarm goes off Sound asleep thirty seconds after hitting snooze button.

Lies awake in bed for two hours before alarm goes off Sound asleep thirty seconds after hitting snooze button.   Scumbag Brain

Hot girl starts hitting on you Oh remember that fart you were holding in....

Hot girl starts hitting on you Oh remember that fart you were holding in....  Scumbag Brain

Finally gets over ex has dream about her wanting you back

Finally gets over ex has dream about her wanting you back   Scumbag Brain

Hates thinking about the stupid things done earlier Brings them up itself

Hates thinking about the stupid things done earlier Brings them up itself   Scumbag Brain

"You just need to wash your hands, you don't need to pee" "Hey, you need to pee"

Think up awesome movie idea. LOL JK, it's just Minory Report.

Think up awesome movie idea. LOL JK, it's just Minory Report.   Scumbag Brain

Depressed Forces you to think about how horrible you feel, then initiates anxiety attack

Depressed Forces you to think about how horrible you feel, then initiates anxiety attack  Scumbag Brain

7 days off? Pfft, you can write that paper in no time. Day 6: Well, enough of Skyrim. Now to do-- OH GOD MY PAPER

7 days off?  Pfft, you can write that paper in no time. Day 6: Well, enough of Skyrim.  Now to do-- OH GOD MY PAPER  Scumbag Brain

"Yo, let's save electricity by turning off power strip over long weekend" ...forgets fridge is plugged in

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