Scumbag Brain

chatting about snack food for kids? "... kids that are made for food..."

chatting about snack food for kids?

remembers embarassing moment tries to remember other embarassing moments

remembers embarassing moment tries to remember other embarassing moments  Scumbag Brain

Call Me Maybe

 Call Me Maybe  Scumbag Brain

Oh, it's the one day you can sleep in late? Wakes you up at 6AM.

Oh, it's the one day you can sleep in late? Wakes you up at 6AM.  Scumbag Brain

smell perfume your ex wore instantly in love again

smell perfume your ex wore instantly in love again  Scumbag Brain

Tired All day Wide awake at night

Tired All day Wide awake at night  Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember that argument you had with your wife last night? Here's an amazing comeback you could have used to win

Hey, remember that argument you had with your wife last night? Here's an amazing comeback you could have used to win  Scumbag Brain

you just got nice and comfortable in bed did we lock the door?


you just got nice and comfortable in bed  did we lock the door?  Scumbag Brain

Have to take a piss in the middle of the night? Fuck the toilet let's go in the hamper next to it.

Have to take a piss in the middle of the night? Fuck the toilet let's go in the hamper next to it.  Scumbag Brain

Hard time getting her off your mind? ...just wait until your trying to fall asleep

Hard time getting her off your mind? ...just wait until your trying to fall asleep  Scumbag Brain
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