Scumbag Brain

Knows you have a big test tomorrow morning Here's a billion things to think about while in bed

Knows you have a big test tomorrow morning  Here's a billion things to think about while in bed  Scumbag Brain

Out with a bird watching group and sees a bird: Yells "Wooded pecker!"

Out with a bird watching group and sees a bird: Yells

You have to shit while you're asleep. Don't worry, I won't wake you up. You'll just dream you're in a bathroom so you shit your bed.

You have to shit while you're asleep. Don't worry, I won't wake you up.  You'll just dream you're in a bathroom so you shit your bed.  Scumbag Brain

You remember all those times you embarrassed yourself infront of women lets remember every single time

You remember all those times you embarrassed yourself infront of women lets remember every single time  Scumbag Brain

Never remembers faces Instantly recognizes dog's ass

Never remembers faces Instantly recognizes dog's ass   Scumbag Brain

Sees a link about some bad news First reaction: downvote

Sees a link about some bad news First reaction: downvote  Scumbag Brain

Just about too cum Lets think about our parents naked

Just about too cum Lets think about our parents naked  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just got out of the shower? Time to take a dump

Oh, you just got out of the shower? Time to take a dump  Scumbag Brain

Wants to sleep all day, every day. Can't actually go to sleep at night.

Wants to sleep all day, every day. Can't actually go to sleep at night.  Scumbag Brain

hey bro, it's cool that you have a lot of work to do and plenty of time to do it i'm sure this skull-shattering headache will help.

hey bro, it's cool that you have a lot of work to do and plenty of time to do it i'm sure this skull-shattering headache will help.  Scumbag Brain
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