Scumbag Brain

Hey, let's ask that girl to coffee! She totally likes you! Why would you think that girl wants to get coffee with you?

Hey, let's ask that girl to coffee! She totally likes you! Why would you think that girl wants to get coffee with you?  Scumbag Brain

You saw that the ex you're still in love with commented on a mutual friends facebook status? lets lurk through all of her pictures, you'll feel better.

You saw that the ex you're still in love with commented on a mutual friends facebook status? lets lurk through all of her pictures, you'll feel better.  Scumbag Brain

Better not use any elixirs right now. I might really need them later.

Better not use any elixirs right now. I might really need them later.  Scumbag Brain

Barber cutting behind the ears I feel like sneezing

Barber cutting behind the ears I feel like sneezing  Scumbag Brain

what's that important thing I had to remember to do? SCREW THAT, BEYONCE SINGLE LADIES IS PLAYING ON THE OFFICE BACKGROUND MUSIC

what's that important thing I had to remember to do? SCREW THAT, BEYONCE SINGLE LADIES IS PLAYING ON THE OFFICE BACKGROUND MUSIC  Scumbag Brain

Found your dream woman? LOL, IN YOUR DREAMS

Found your dream woman? LOL, IN YOUR DREAMS  Scumbag Brain

Just remembered I had something to do Yesterday

Just remembered I had something to do Yesterday  Scumbag Brain

Makes you tired during the daytime Wakes you up when you try to sleep

Makes you tired during the daytime Wakes you up when you try to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Oh, your ex you were over messaged you asking advice about moving to your neighborhood? How cool would it be if you were still together now that she's moving close by?

Oh, your ex you were over messaged you asking advice about moving to your neighborhood? How cool would it be if you were still together now that she's moving close by?  Scumbag Brain

I see you are going on vacation in 3 days Let me drastically slow down your perception of time

I see you are going on vacation in 3 days Let me drastically slow down your perception of time  Scumbag Brain
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