Scumbag Brain

oh, you fell in front of a lot of people? That's embarrassing. let me play that over and over again for you.

oh, you fell in front of a lot of people? That's embarrassing. let me play that over and over again for you.  Scumbag Brain

Alone in bed? How about loneliness and a great nights sleep? Girl over? Too happy to fall asleep, tired all day.

Alone in bed? How about loneliness and a great nights sleep? Girl over? Too happy to fall asleep, tired all day.  Scumbag Brain

You set your alarm at 7:45? Lets wake up at 7:43

You set your alarm at 7:45? Lets wake up at 7:43  Scumbag Brain

You need to lose 10 pounds? How about we sit right next to the warm cookies at the christmas party

You need to lose 10 pounds? How about we sit right next to the warm cookies at the christmas party  Scumbag Brain

Breaking up with your long time girlfriend? Let's remember the first time you met her

Breaking up with your long time girlfriend? Let's remember the first time you met her  Scumbag Brain

Let's have a good day today! lol JK

Let's have a good day today! lol JK  Scumbag Brain

Oncoming car is using high beams Better stare directly into them

Oncoming car is using high beams Better stare directly into them  Scumbag Brain

want to do something fun gives u an idea to go to muzammils house

want to do something fun gives u an idea to go to muzammils house   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you want to stay perfectly still? Here's an insufferable itching sensation

Oh, you want to stay perfectly still? Here's an insufferable itching sensation  Scumbag Brain

Half awake? There's a snake crawling around your room lol just fucking with you

Half awake? There's a snake crawling around your room lol just fucking with you  Scumbag Brain
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