Scumbag Brain

Take a Physics, Statistics, or Philosophy class Start over analyzing your life and every day tasks according to that subject

Take a Physics, Statistics, or Philosophy class Start over analyzing your life and every day tasks according to that subject  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't remember important information for finals Remembers lyrics for terrible catchy songs

Doesn't remember important information for finals Remembers lyrics for terrible catchy songs  Scumbag Brain

Need rest for a new job you start in the morning? How about we pull and all-nighter instead.

Need rest for a new job you start in the morning? How about we pull and all-nighter instead.  Scumbag Brain

yeah, she's totally in to you lol, jk bro Caption 4 goes here

yeah, she's totally in to you lol, jk bro  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

You haven't said anything worthwhile in your class in weeks. Here's an in-depth hypothetical future between you and that cute girl from the bar last night. I'm sure the prof won't cold-call you today.

You haven't said anything worthwhile in your class in weeks. Here's an in-depth hypothetical future between you and that cute girl from the bar last night. I'm sure the prof won't cold-call you today.  Scumbag Brain

The girl you like is in the room? Lets act retarded until she notices

The girl you like is in the room? Lets act retarded until she notices  Scumbag Brain

Too horny to sleep Too sleepy to fap

Too horny to sleep Too sleepy to fap  Scumbag Brain

I see you want to forget about that girl you still love that left you How about some dreams of you two getting back together to help with that ?

I see you want to forget about that girl you still love that left you How about some dreams of you two getting back together to help with that ?   Scumbag Brain

Oh, today's the only day you don't have an 8AM class? Let's wake up at 6:55!

Oh, today's the only day you don't have an 8AM class? Let's wake up at 6:55!  Scumbag Brain

Having an argument? Messes up your word order

Having an argument? Messes up your word order   Scumbag Brain
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