Scumbag Brain

Spell a word thousands of times forget how to spell it seconds later

Spell a word thousands of times forget how to spell it seconds later  Scumbag Brain

Churns out 5 paragraph forum comments in 15 minutes Takes hours to write first sentence of paper

Churns out 5 paragraph forum comments in 15 minutes Takes hours to write first sentence of paper  Scumbag Brain

Fourth Wednesday? Sorry bro, I suddenly forgot everything from the past three weeks.

Fourth Wednesday? Sorry bro, I suddenly forgot everything from the past three weeks.   Scumbag Brain

Smart enough to adopt atheism not smart enough to know how to advertise it beyond reddit

Smart enough to adopt atheism not smart enough to know how to advertise it beyond reddit   Scumbag Brain

my sat didnt help me with a video game god bless america

my sat didnt help me with a video game god bless america  Scumbag Brain

quit smoking 40 days ago. "Hey a cigarette sound good huh?"

quit smoking 40 days ago.

Time for your class presentation? time for a boner

Time for your class presentation? time for a boner  Scumbag Brain

You're next for a big presentation? Here's an erection

You're next for a big presentation? Here's an erection   Scumbag Brain

Excited about that new iPhone you just received? Here's a long and vivid dream in which you severely damage it. Multiple times.

Excited about that new iPhone you just received? Here's a long and vivid dream in which you severely damage it. Multiple times.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, that dream last night was freaking awesome but you don't need to remember it anymore.

Hey, that dream last night was freaking awesome  but you don't need to remember it anymore.  Scumbag Brain
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