Scumbag Brain

Can't remember mom's birthday Has absolutely no problem memorizing ex's phone number

Can't remember mom's birthday Has absolutely no problem memorizing ex's phone number   Scumbag Brain

Sup brah, you know what you should do? You should call the teacher "Mom"

Sup brah, you know what you should do? You should call the teacher

Novocaine Shot Tomorrow "Hey let's watch Youtube videos of it"

Novocaine Shot Tomorrow

brain looks gross according to the brain

brain looks gross according to the brain  Scumbag Brain

Gives you a great rage comic idea right before bed Tells you It'll be there tomorrow

Gives you a great rage comic idea right before bed Tells you It'll be there tomorrow   Scumbag Brain

contains approx. 20 billion synapses cant remember girls name at bar

contains approx. 20 billion synapses cant remember girls name at bar   Scumbag Brain

Fooling around with a hot girl in your dream? Cue the alien spiders

Fooling around with a hot girl in your dream?  Cue the alien spiders  Scumbag Brain

I see you are walking in the woods, Remember that slenderman guy? It would suck if he was following you right now.

I see you are walking in the woods, Remember that slenderman guy? It would suck if he was following you right now.   Scumbag Brain

You set alarm for 5:30 am Hey let's become wide awake at 5:29 am

You set alarm for 5:30 am Hey let's become wide awake at 5:29 am  Scumbag Brain

Makes you go downstairs to do something Once downstairs, forgets task

Makes you go downstairs to do something Once downstairs, forgets task  Scumbag Brain
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