Scumbag Brain

Hey, I see you're studying hard like a good student but don't you think it'd be cool to learn how to juggle?

Hey, I see you're studying hard like a good student but don't you think it'd be cool to learn how to juggle?  Scumbag Brain

Actually remembers to set alarm for work Sets alarm for 6pm and not 6am

 Actually remembers to set alarm for work Sets alarm for 6pm and not 6am  Scumbag Brain

Recognizes you need to get healthier Decides to change nothing

Recognizes you need to get healthier Decides to change nothing  Scumbag Brain

genius, savant-like potential within every person only manifests as a disorder

genius, savant-like potential within every person only manifests as a disorder  Scumbag Brain

thinks of clever response to post on a thread forgets while trying to think of ironic username to post under

thinks of clever response to post on a thread forgets while trying to think of ironic username to post under  Scumbag Brain

this calculus exam is going to be easy goes blank during entire exam

this calculus exam is going to be easy goes blank during entire exam  Scumbag Brain

Spend 20 minutes frantically searching for item In your hand

Spend 20 minutes frantically searching for item In your hand   Scumbag Brain

knows cigarettes are deadly wants a cigarette

knows cigarettes are deadly wants a cigarette  Scumbag Brain

Oh, are you having sex? Well do you remember that brunch with your mom this morning? And then her dress just sort of...

Oh, are you having sex? Well do you remember that brunch with your mom this morning? And then her dress just sort of...  Scumbag Brain

"Can't study on an empty stomach!" Gets the Itis.

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