Scumbag Brain

girl you're conversing with has a fine pair of breasts NOW STARE AT THEM

girl you're conversing with has a fine pair of breasts NOW STARE AT THEM   Scumbag Brain

Knows a different language Makes you self conscious when talking to someone who speaks it.

Knows a different language Makes you self conscious when talking to someone who speaks it.  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to go to bed early Wakes you up 3 hours later

Convinces you to go to bed early Wakes you up 3 hours later  Scumbag Brain

subconscious thoughts affect behavior boner Caption 3 goes here

subconscious thoughts affect behavior boner Caption 3 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend dumped you "you screwed up brah, i guess you'll be alone forever"

Girlfriend dumped you

Oh, you seem happy Here, let me fix that

Oh, you seem happy Here, let me fix that  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, you know that thing you been raising your hand to say all class period? Let's forget it right when the teacher calls on you.

Hey bro, you know that thing you been raising your hand to say all class period? Let's forget it right when the teacher calls on you.  Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend does something new and sexy in bed for you. "Hey Bro, how many other guys do you think she's done this to before you?"

Girlfriend does something new and sexy in bed for you.

Yeah you can have another beer You'll be fine, trust me

Yeah you can have another beer You'll be fine, trust me  Scumbag Brain

Notices that you woke up before your alarm and chose to sleep instead of get up Times it just perfectly so the awesome part of your dream is interrupted by your alarm

Notices that you woke up before your alarm and chose to sleep instead of get up Times it just perfectly so the awesome part of your dream is interrupted by your alarm  Scumbag Brain
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