Scumbag Brain

lets you suck candy cane into sharp point forgets about point... punctures tongue

lets you suck candy cane into sharp point forgets about point...
punctures tongue  Scumbag Brain

Most complex thinking machine on the planet forgets things

Most complex thinking machine on the planet forgets things  Scumbag Brain

Smoked a joint and forgot what it was Posts on reddit anyways

Smoked a joint and forgot what it was Posts on reddit anyways  Scumbag Brain

it's Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday

it's Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday  Scumbag Brain

Decides to make cow brains a delicacy calls it sweetbread

Decides to make cow brains a delicacy calls it sweetbread  Scumbag Brain

Loving, faithful girlfriend who texts you all day and annoys her friends by talking about you too much Let's picture her having sex with her guy friends when she's away at school.

Loving, faithful girlfriend who texts you all day and annoys her friends by talking about you too much Let's picture her having sex with her guy friends when she's away at school.   Scumbag Brain

Knows something is hot Makes you to touch it anyway

Knows something is hot Makes you to touch it anyway  Scumbag Brain

PARENTS DON'T ANSWER PHONE "THEY'RE PROBABLY DOING IT."

PARENTS DON'T ANSWER PHONE

Reads two really long paragraphs doesnt remember a word

Reads two really long paragraphs doesnt remember a word   Scumbag Brain

About to have sex with the girl of your dreams time to wake up

About to have sex with the girl of your dreams time to wake up  Scumbag Brain
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