Scumbag Brain

"...baldness might also be caused by stress." Gets stressed the fuck out.

Oh this is important? Set it here, I'll forget where it is in 30 seconds.

Oh this is important? Set it here, I'll forget where it is in 30 seconds.   Scumbag Brain

Feeling confident? Let's trip in front of a group of cute girls.

Feeling confident? Let's trip in front of a group of cute girls.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? Here, let me remind you of every scary thing ever.

Oh, you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? Here, let me remind you of every scary thing ever.  Scumbag Brain

gets motivation to go crazy at a new year's eve party on new year's day

gets motivation to go crazy at a new year's eve party on new year's day  Scumbag Brain

i feel like shit. i should have a cigarette! i feel great. i should have a cigarette!

i feel like shit. i should have a cigarette! i feel great. i should have a cigarette!   Scumbag Brain

hey dude, are you sure you locked all the doors? guess you did, good thing you got up and checked right?

hey dude, are you sure you locked all the doors? guess you did, good thing you got up and checked right?  Scumbag Brain

Motivates you to be healthy and go work out "Hey, you know what we're hungry for after that workout? a whole pizza"

Motivates you to be healthy and go work out

Remember thousands of song lyrics over years Can't remember anything from class yesterday

Remember thousands of song lyrics over years Can't remember anything from class yesterday   Scumbag Brain

Comes up with the most interesting things when alone goes full retard when around others

Comes up with the most interesting things when alone  goes full retard when around others  Scumbag Brain
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