Scumbag Brain

Class is about to end? Here, have an erection

Class is about to end? Here, have an erection  Scumbag Brain

Knows the one girl i have a crush on creates a dream where i witness her having sex with other guys

Knows the one girl i have a crush on creates a dream where i witness her having sex with other guys  Scumbag Brain

Has entirety of human knowledge readily available Goes on reddit

Has entirety of human knowledge readily available Goes on reddit  Scumbag Brain

Can't tell you what position is comfortable when falling asleep Finds the best position before waking up

Can't tell you what position is comfortable when falling asleep Finds the best position before waking up  Scumbag Brain

Now sneeze No wait, don't. Actually you know what, yeah, sneeze. Scratch that, don't sneeze. On second thought, maybe..... actually nevermind, i'll get back to you in 5 minutes about this

Now sneeze No wait, don't. Actually you know what, yeah, sneeze. Scratch that, don't sneeze. On second thought, maybe..... actually nevermind, i'll get back to you in 5 minutes about this  Scumbag Brain

Weekdays: "You don't really need to make it to your morning classes do you? Weekends: "9am? Wakey-wakey"

Weekdays:

Tells me to offer the new guy at the homeless shelter a snack of watermelon new guy is black

Tells me to offer the new guy at the homeless shelter a snack of watermelon new guy is black  Scumbag Brain

I noticed the baby made a noise and woke you up Which is great because while you were sleeping I compiled a list of things to worry about

I noticed the baby made a noise and woke you up Which is great because while you were sleeping I compiled a list of things to worry about  Scumbag Brain

cop is coming up to your car window? we're keeping the erection.

cop is coming up to your car window? we're keeping the erection.  Scumbag Brain

good call staying off facebook to stop wasting time hey bro, you should check and see if there's an iphone tetris app

good call staying off facebook to stop wasting time hey bro, you should check and see if there's an iphone tetris app  Scumbag Brain
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