Scumbag Brain

Feel horny? A cellphone up the ass will feel great

Feel horny? A cellphone up the ass will feel great  Scumbag Brain

Notices you starting to fall asleep Creates a minuscule itch somewhere that NEEDS to be scratched

Notices you starting to fall asleep Creates a minuscule itch somewhere that NEEDS to be scratched    Scumbag Brain

I'll just browse the top 25 PAGES Caption 4 goes here

I'll just browse the top 25 PAGES  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Lets you drink 13 beers spites you for it

Lets you drink 13 beers spites you for it  Scumbag Brain

gives you boner everyday in class 2 beers and a sexy chick "not tonight brah"

gives you boner everyday in class 2 beers and a sexy chick

As you read this WHY ARE YOU IMAGINING YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX?

As you read this WHY ARE YOU IMAGINING YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX?  Scumbag Brain

Sees interesting and well-spoken comment on news site TRIES TO UPVOTE

Sees interesting and well-spoken comment on news site TRIES TO UPVOTE  Scumbag Brain

"Think you're finally overprevious girlfriends ?" "Here, have a few awkward dreams about the ones you really loved."

"I consider the preservation of the human condition to be very much important" said the brain

"We shouldn't do anything today." Guilt trips you all night over not getting anything done

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