Scumbag Brain

All that peeing makes me feel like I need to pee

All that peeing makes me feel like I need to pee  Scumbag Brain

TIme to take a piss Lol forgot to tell you, that was a dream

TIme to take a piss Lol forgot to tell you, that was a dream  Scumbag Brain

Love getting high? Why don't I make you terrified and nervous that the cops are right outside your door?

Love getting high? Why don't I make you terrified and nervous that the cops are right outside your door?  Scumbag Brain

Remembers funniest joke you ever heard. At a funeral.

Remembers funniest joke you ever heard. At a funeral.   Scumbag Brain

Thinks he can't get caught by marketing strategies Watches entire ads on youtube.

Thinks he can't get caught by marketing strategies Watches entire ads on youtube.  Scumbag Brain

comes up with perfect response 10 minutes after conversation ends

comes up with perfect response 10 minutes after conversation ends   Scumbag Brain

Says: "Forgett her!", makes you smile and feel confident 1 minute later tells you that you can't live without her.

Says:

You're ejaculating? Let's think of your grandparents now!

You're ejaculating? Let's think of your grandparents now!   Scumbag Brain

Forgets to lock door Reminds you that you always remember to lock the door

Forgets to lock door Reminds you that you always remember to lock the door  Scumbag Brain

Falls in love with every girls in a relationship Hates all of them when single again

Falls in love with every girls in a relationship Hates all of them when single again  Scumbag Brain
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