Scumbag Brain

*Lights up* Hey, you should probably go take a dump right about now.

*Lights up* Hey, you should probably go take a dump right about now.  Scumbag Brain

What's that? You had an idea for an oscar worthy screenplay? Huh, I must've misplaced it...

What's that? You had an idea for an oscar worthy screenplay? Huh, I must've misplaced it...   Scumbag Brain

Forgets important concepts Forces you to clarify minutiae for that sweet, sweet dopamine release.

Forgets important concepts Forces you to clarify minutiae for that sweet, sweet dopamine release.   Scumbag Brain

Finds the perfect sleeping position in bed 5 minutes before you have to get up

Finds the perfect sleeping position in bed 5 minutes before you have to get up   Scumbag Brain

"Hey remember the poop in the shower guy?" "No?Nevermind I will remember you next time you shower"

Oh that girl you like spent all night making out with someone else? Here, have some dreams about your ex, that wil make you feel better

Oh that girl you like spent all night making out with someone else? Here, have some dreams about your ex, that wil make you feel better   Scumbag Brain

where are your keys!? You're going to be so late! Check your room, maybe the table, could they be in the bathroom? Try the desk, how about the counter!? Ohh that's right.... they're right there in your hand

where are your keys!? You're going to be so late! Check your room, maybe the table, could they be in the bathroom? Try the desk, how about the counter!?  Ohh that's right.... they're right there in your hand   Scumbag Brain

Makes you indecisive when making certain choice Punishes you afterwards for making the wrong decision

Makes you indecisive when making certain choice Punishes you afterwards for making the wrong decision  Scumbag Brain

Haven't been hungover in awhile drink all the alcohol

Haven't been hungover in awhile drink all the alcohol   Scumbag Brain

Drinking in front of people? Time to forget where your mouth is

Drinking in front of people? Time to forget where your mouth is  Scumbag Brain
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