Scumbag Brain

Prepares break-up speech all morning end up apologizing by the end of it

Prepares  break-up speech all morning  end up apologizing by the end of it  Scumbag Brain

Just one more game

Just one more game   Scumbag Brain

Really should get off reddit But BOOBS

Really should get off reddit But BOOBS  Scumbag Brain

Has writer's block during your all-nighter but sudden clarity on your way to turn it in

Has writer's block during your all-nighter but sudden clarity on your way to turn it in  Scumbag Brain

Known her for a week and went on one date Lets ask her to be your girlfriend

Known her for a week and went on one date Lets ask her to be your girlfriend  Scumbag Brain

Big day tomorrow. Stress about it all night and don't sleep Our alarm went off! Maybe we can catch just 5 more minutes...

Big day tomorrow. Stress about it all night and don't sleep Our alarm went off! Maybe we can catch just 5 more minutes...  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, check your pocket, your phone's vibrating LOL JK

 Hey bro, check your pocket, your phone's vibrating LOL JK  Scumbag Brain

Hey let's go outside and have a cigarette Just kidding, let's go poop.

Hey let's go outside and have a cigarette Just kidding, let's go poop.  Scumbag Brain

"Put... put your dick in it" "Wow you're a dumbass for getting it stuck"

Got a big trip tomorrow? How about we stay up all night and think about everything that can go wrong?

Got a big trip tomorrow? How about we stay up all night and think about everything that can go wrong?  Scumbag Brain
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