Scumbag Brain

OH, WE'RE ABOUT TO GO DO A MILLION SQUATS AT CROSSFIT SORRY, GOTTA SHIT

OH, WE'RE ABOUT TO GO DO A MILLION SQUATS AT CROSSFIT SORRY, GOTTA SHIT  Scumbag Brain

3AM - You're up too late to sleep, better just make it an all nighter 5:45 AM - Are you kidding me? I'm shattered, we should sleep until 2 in the afternoon

3AM - You're up too late to sleep, better just make it an all nighter 5:45 AM - Are you kidding me? I'm shattered, we should sleep until 2 in the afternoon  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're not quite asleep yet? Looks like I caught you just in time What was the name of that shitty song song you had stuck in your head all day?

Oh, you're not quite asleep yet? Looks like I caught you just in time What was the name of that shitty song song you had stuck in your head all day?   Scumbag Brain

Hey you look really sexy today jk you're hideous and should be ashamed of yourself

Hey you look really sexy today jk you're hideous and should be ashamed of yourself   Scumbag Brain

expected to multitask can't actually multitask

expected to multitask can't actually multitask  Scumbag Brain

You tell it you want to sleep for 30 minutes makes you sleep for four hours instead

You tell it you want to sleep for 30 minutes makes you sleep for four hours instead  Scumbag Brain

Gets you showered and dressed early makes you have to poop as soon as your outside

Gets you showered and dressed early makes you have to poop as soon as your outside  Scumbag Brain

You should have another drink The cadets weren't being serious about the 7am wake-up call

You should have another drink The cadets weren't being serious about the 7am wake-up call   Scumbag Brain

Witty,charming, and insightful around people you have known for so long it no longer matters.

Witty,charming, and insightful around people you have known for so long it no longer matters.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you met a new girl? Let's think about your ex fucking that guy you hate

Oh you met a new girl? Let's think about your ex fucking that guy you hate   Scumbag Brain
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