Scumbag Brain

So, you finally got your hand under her shirt... your nose itches...your nose is still itching...now your arm itches...your chest itches...now that spot you can't reach on your back itches...come to think of it, your balls really itch, too.

So, you finally got your hand under her shirt... your nose itches...your nose is still itching...now your arm itches...your chest itches...now that spot you can't reach on your back itches...come to think of it, your balls really itch, too.  Scumbag Brain

"YOU LOOK GOOD" TWICE IN THE SAME WEEK GIRL, THEY ARE TOTALLY SAYING THAT TO BOOST YOUR SELF-ESTEEM BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY LOOK EXTRA FAT AND HIDEOUS

Gives you a headache for not sleeping well Headache prevents you from getting sleep

Gives you a headache for not sleeping well Headache prevents you from getting sleep  Scumbag Brain

You're comfortable, dozing off to sleep, everything is perfect OH GOD YOU'RE FALLING! haha jk

You're comfortable, dozing off to sleep, everything is perfect OH GOD YOU'RE FALLING! haha jk  Scumbag Brain

Is your throat getting sore? you better swallow every 5 seconds to make sure

Is your throat getting sore? you better swallow every 5 seconds to make sure  Scumbag Brain

Scumbag brain Doesn't even need a hat

Scumbag brain Doesn't even need a hat  Scumbag Brain

Bed time Time to think of my ex

Bed time Time to think of my ex  Scumbag Brain

Go ahead and go to sleep now, you can wake up in the morning to study for that exam snooze button 15 times

Go ahead and go to sleep now, you can wake up in the morning to study for that exam snooze button 15 times  Scumbag Brain

Replies to question honestly Comes up with witty response afterwards

Replies to question honestly Comes up with witty response  afterwards  Scumbag Brain

Hey, your paper was accepted! You realize it's just a poster session, right?

Hey, your paper was accepted! You realize it's just a poster session, right?  Scumbag Brain
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