Scumbag Brain

What a great workout I think I want Mcdonalds now

What a great workout I think I want Mcdonalds now   Scumbag Brain

Your girlfriend just went to the bathroom? Sudden urge to shit so badly

Your girlfriend just went to the bathroom? Sudden urge to shit so badly  Scumbag Brain

I havent done anything wrong! Better add a twang of guilt to that voice...

I havent done anything wrong! Better add a twang of guilt to that voice...  Scumbag Brain

Finally decides to erase ex's number from phone Quickly memorizes it

Finally decides to erase ex's number from phone Quickly memorizes it   Scumbag Brain

Reminds you to use ChapStick LICK LIPS FIRST

Reminds you to use ChapStick LICK LIPS FIRST  Scumbag Brain

Multiple choice? There can't be 3 A's in a row

Multiple choice? There can't be 3 A's in a row   Scumbag Brain

Platonic female friend sits on your lap: INSTANT BONER Girl wants to feel your bulge grinding you at the club: NOT EVEN A WIGGLE

Platonic female friend sits on your lap: INSTANT BONER Girl wants to feel your bulge grinding you at the club: NOT EVEN A WIGGLE   Scumbag Brain

KNOWS IT'S STUPID TO MAKE DEPRESSING FACEBOOK STATUS "COME ON, POST IT"

KNOWS IT'S STUPID TO MAKE DEPRESSING FACEBOOK STATUS

Uses sophisticated words in a conversation Cant spell them in an essay

Uses sophisticated words in a conversation Cant spell them in an essay   Scumbag Brain

Lets you dream about hot celebrities Wakes you up before you can have sex with them

Lets you dream about hot celebrities Wakes you up before you can have sex with them  Scumbag Brain
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