Scumbag Brain

*About to fall asleep* DEMONS I know what we havn't thought of in a while

*About to fall asleep* DEMONS I know what we havn't thought of in a while  Scumbag Brain

Home alone: No farts On date with girl: 500 farts

Home alone: No farts On date with girl: 500 farts  Scumbag Brain

Can process logic more complex than any computer Unable to decide how long to microwave things for

Can process logic more complex than any computer Unable to decide how long to microwave things for   Scumbag Brain

Lots of stuff to do? Man, video games sure would be fun right now. Bored? Meh, that video game isn't that great anyway.

Lots of stuff to do? Man, video games sure would be fun right now. Bored? Meh, that video game isn't that great anyway.  Scumbag Brain

Vomiting all night Have some vivid memories of your last 3 meals

Vomiting all night Have some vivid memories of your last 3 meals   Scumbag Brain

Hey, I have a great meme idea! Why don't you sit down at your computer...and... what was it, again?

Hey, I have a great meme idea! Why don't you sit down at your computer...and... what was it, again?  Scumbag Brain

The kids are staying at grandma's so you can sleep in? Sorry bro, you're going to be wide awake at 6:15 anyway

The kids are staying at grandma's so you can sleep in? Sorry bro, you're going to be wide awake at 6:15 anyway  Scumbag Brain

You just froze me with that drink drink more, faster

You just froze me with that drink drink more, faster  Scumbag Brain

Look outside in the dark Convinces you there is a monster going to get you

Look outside in the dark Convinces you there is a monster going to get you  Scumbag Brain

Making great progress on that take-home final? 6 hour reddit break

Making great progress on that take-home final? 6 hour reddit break  Scumbag Brain
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