Scumbag Brain

Dozing off while doing work at reasonable hour. Give up and set alarm for super early to finish. Insomnia for hours. Can't wake up in time to finish work.

Dozing off while doing work at reasonable hour. 
Give up and set alarm for super early to finish.  Insomnia for hours. 
Can't wake up in time to finish work.  Scumbag Brain

makes you set alarm Wakes up right before alarm goes off

makes you set alarm Wakes up right before alarm goes off  Scumbag Brain

Sees a picture of a naked Indian chick on reddit "Hey bro, I bet your female Indian friend would love this if you posted it on her Facebook wall."

Sees a picture of a naked Indian chick on reddit

about to go to sleep hey remember all those horror movies you watched

about to go to sleep hey remember all those horror movies you watched  Scumbag Brain

Always get terrible anxiety from weed "Nah man, it'll be sweet this time, I'm sure!"

Always get terrible anxiety from weed

solves all research problems in a dream immediately forgets when woken

solves all research problems in a dream immediately forgets when woken  Scumbag Brain

comes up with a bunch of scumbag brain ideas all involving sleep

comes up with a bunch of scumbag brain ideas all involving sleep  Scumbag Brain

Stressed if I step outside my comfort zone Depressed if I stay in it

Stressed if I step outside my comfort zone Depressed if I stay in it  Scumbag Brain

Girl you've been seeing isn't currently responding to a text "bro, She probably chose this exact moment to stop talking to you forever"

Girl you've been seeing isn't currently responding to a text

Went to check bank statement online. Typed reddit.com

Went to check bank statement online. Typed reddit.com  Scumbag Brain
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