Scumbag Brain

Wants six pack abs Doesn't give motivation to walk to Billera (but enough to get you to the DUC)

Wants six pack abs Doesn't give motivation to walk to Billera (but enough to get you to the DUC)   Scumbag Brain

Co-worker tells you she's pregnant "punch her in the stomach punch her in the stomach punch her in the stomach"

Co-worker tells you she's pregnant

Oh, you're in second year better not understand any of my own anatomy or physiology

Oh, you're in second year better not understand any of my own anatomy or physiology  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a huge test tomorrow? Let me keep you up all night worrying about it.

Oh, you have a huge test tomorrow? Let me keep you up all night worrying about it.   Scumbag Brain

Massive earworm for song--add it to playlist Immediately tired of it, skip it every time it comes up.

Massive earworm for song--add it to playlist Immediately tired of it, skip it every time it comes up.  Scumbag Brain

Remember everything movies, friends, and other people mention But can't remember what professors said or what I read in textbooks for exams

Remember everything movies, friends, and other people mention But can't remember what professors said or what I read in textbooks for exams  Scumbag Brain

17 years old: Decides to have sex with horribly obese, ugly, and smelly cougar 13 years later: Suddenly remembers during sex with hot girlfriend

17 years old: Decides to have sex with horribly obese, ugly, and smelly cougar 13 years later: Suddenly remembers during sex with hot girlfriend  Scumbag Brain

dreams about funny meme not funny in the morning

dreams about funny meme not funny in the morning  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just got over that crush of yours? How about I dream a looong, super realistic dream about you two hooking up? Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here

Oh, you just got over that crush of yours? How about I dream a looong, super realistic dream about you two hooking up?  Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here  Scumbag Brain

"Maybe I should try a new antidepressant." "2000mg OF LEAD. APPLIED DIRECTLY TO THE BRAINSTEM."

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