Scumbag Brain

We could make passionate love to the girl of your dreams But let's just have an intensely real laundry folding experience instead

We could make passionate love to the girl of your dreams But let's just have an intensely real laundry folding experience instead  Scumbag Brain

sets alarm clock feels the need to check and make sure multiple times

sets alarm clock feels the need to check and make sure multiple times   Scumbag Brain

Oh hey so your foot fell asleep lets wake it up with a thousand needles

Oh hey so your foot fell asleep lets wake it up with a thousand needles  Scumbag Brain

oh, you need good comebacks to win this argument? How about after you lose.

oh, you need good comebacks to win this argument? How about after you lose.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're finally over your ex? Here's a dream about you two getting back together

Oh, you're finally over your ex? Here's a dream about you two getting back together   Scumbag Brain

Has first cakeday ever Can't think of anything to post but meme

Has first cakeday ever Can't think of anything to post but meme  Scumbag Brain

Simulates the perfect answer to interview questions Forgets everything in the interview room

Simulates the perfect answer to interview questions Forgets everything in the interview room  Scumbag Brain

"yo dude,you know how you keep thinking you've moved on... LOL that is NEVER going to happen."

way too hot to hold take a giant bite anyway

way too hot to hold take a giant bite anyway  Scumbag Brain

Night before big Bio AP exam? Learn the Pokemon theme on guitar instead of studying

Night before big Bio AP exam? Learn the Pokemon theme on guitar instead of studying  Scumbag Brain
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