Scumbag Brain

Shuts down and makes you want to sleep during the lecture AWAKE AS FUCK DURING BREAK

Shuts down and makes you want to sleep during the lecture AWAKE AS FUCK DURING BREAK   Scumbag Brain

Talking to your mom? Better use every profanity you know

Talking to your mom? Better use every profanity you know   Scumbag Brain

boy makes littlesister eat a hamburger vagina?

boy makes littlesister eat a hamburger vagina?  Scumbag Brain

Talking to a girl after a long night of drinking? Have some incurable hiccups to propel your game

Talking to a girl after a long night of drinking? Have some incurable hiccups to propel your game  Scumbag Brain

knows sarcasm is counterproductive in argument with wife thinks up only sarcastic responses

knows sarcasm is counterproductive in argument with wife thinks up only sarcastic responses  Scumbag Brain

Sees "out of order" sign on bathroom Surprise Diarrhea!

Sees

sets you up for a celebrity sex dream dream celebrity doesn't want to have sex with you

sets you up for a celebrity sex dream dream celebrity doesn't want to have sex with you   Scumbag Brain

Needs 9 hours of sleep Refuses to get more than 6

Needs 9 hours of sleep Refuses to get more than 6   Scumbag Brain

Think of cool shit when irrelevant can't think of anything when you try to.

Think of cool shit when irrelevant can't think of anything when you try to.  Scumbag Brain

Hey remember your ex who you just got over? Here's a dream where you two reconcile, fall in love again and get married

Hey remember your ex who you just got over? Here's a dream where you two reconcile, fall in love again and get married  Scumbag Brain
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