Scumbag Brain

Trying to be grammatically correct on reddit? Let me learn you how to do that

Trying to be grammatically correct on reddit? Let me learn you how to do that  Scumbag Brain

haven't slept for 20 hours OH - Must wake up at 4 am to do absolutely nothing!

haven't slept for 20 hours OH - Must wake up at 4 am to do absolutely nothing!  Scumbag Brain

Remembers you need to use ATM Forgets your PIN

Remembers you need to use ATM Forgets your PIN   Scumbag Brain

Won't wake up on workdays at 5am Wakes up on your day off at 4.

Won't wake up on workdays at 5am Wakes up on your day off at 4.  Scumbag Brain

Thinks you've been on reddit too much opens new tab and starts typing redd...

Thinks you've been on reddit too much opens new tab and starts typing redd...   Scumbag Brain

WHOA! Know what I just realized? There are literally THOUSANDS of worst case scenarios I haven't gone over with you yet

WHOA! Know what I just realized? There are literally THOUSANDS of worst case scenarios I haven't gone over with you yet   Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up at 3am Hey, remember that movie 'The Exorcism of Emily Rose'?

Wakes you up at 3am Hey, remember that movie        
'The Exorcism of Emily Rose'?  Scumbag Brain

Oh you want to go talk to the girl you like? Well here's a boner to help you out!

Oh you want to go talk to the girl you like? Well here's a boner to help you out!   Scumbag Brain

Can't sleep? Let's think about stuff.

Can't sleep? Let's think about stuff.   Scumbag Brain

That girl is amazing! She's probably crazy, like all the other girls you thought were amazing. Better leave her alone.

That girl is amazing! She's probably crazy, like all the other girls you thought were amazing. Better leave her alone.  Scumbag Brain
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