Scumbag Brain

Nervous about having sex for the first time? Don't worry bro i'll make it impossible to have an erection

Nervous about having sex for the first time? Don't worry bro i'll make it impossible to have an erection  Scumbag Brain

OH IT'S LATE, I HAVE AN IDEA LETS STAY UP AND THINK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING SHE COULD BE DOING

OH IT'S LATE, I HAVE AN IDEA LETS STAY UP AND THINK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING SHE COULD BE DOING   Scumbag Brain

I set my alarm clock to 6:00AM Wakes up every day at 5:50AM

I set my alarm clock to 6:00AM Wakes up every day at 5:50AM  Scumbag Brain

2 hour car ride? Here's an erection when you arrive

2 hour car ride? Here's an erection when you arrive  Scumbag Brain

Meets a lot of new people in a day Replays conversations over that night and only analyzes what i did wrong

Meets a lot of new people in a day Replays conversations over that night and only analyzes what i did wrong   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you got a problem you can't solve until tomorrow? let's worry about it every second until then

Oh, you got a problem you can't solve until tomorrow? let's worry about it every second until then  Scumbag Brain

Oh your security question? I'll just go ahead and forget the answer

Oh your security question? I'll just go ahead and forget the answer  Scumbag Brain

This peice of paper is really important let's put it somewhere safe Safe spot? What safe spot?

This peice of paper is really important let's put it somewhere safe Safe spot? What safe spot?  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know what you haven't thought about in a while? Tarantulas in your bed

Hey, you know what you haven't thought about in a while? Tarantulas in your bed  Scumbag Brain

DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW BRAIN WORKS IS BRAIN

DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW BRAIN WORKS IS BRAIN  Scumbag Brain
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