Scumbag Brain

Five minutes left of class? You need an erection

Five minutes left of class? You need an erection  Scumbag Brain

Oh you want to wake up early and go for a run? I'll just have a dream you slept through your alarm clock

Oh you want to wake up early and go for a run? I'll just have a dream you slept through your alarm clock  Scumbag Brain

You need to pull an all nighter to finish writing a paper? Better get on reddit for 4 hours, then make a meme about it and then browse reddit some more.

You need to pull an all nighter to finish writing a paper? Better get on reddit for 4 hours, then make a meme about it and then browse reddit some more.   Scumbag Brain

Nice chapped lips Let me just give you a sudden obsession with licking them

Nice chapped lips  Let me just give you a sudden obsession with licking them  Scumbag Brain

Oh you think you're falling asleep? No, you're falling.

Oh you think you're falling asleep? No, you're falling.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you went 48hrs without drinking a soda. You should totally reward yourself with a soda.

Hey, you went 48hrs without drinking a soda. You should totally reward yourself with a soda.   Scumbag Brain

So you're finished buttoning up that shirt? Did I mention you forgot deodorant?

So you're finished buttoning up that shirt? Did I mention you forgot deodorant?  Scumbag Brain

YOU READ ABOUT A DISEASE YOU HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS

YOU READ ABOUT A DISEASE YOU HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS  Scumbag Brain

That girl you like? She probably hates you. Oh, you're over her for good? I think she might have felt something for you.

That girl you like? She probably hates you. Oh, you're over her for good? I think she might have felt something for you.  Scumbag Brain

"It's cool, bro. You can sleep another 10 minutes. I'll make sure you wake up, don't worry." 2 HOURS LATER...

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