Scumbag Brain

Perfectly cognizant speech formed and edited within milliseconds "I'm sorry, I'm unaccustomed to Public Spanking... ...Speaking. Dammit."

Perfectly cognizant speech formed and edited within milliseconds

Makes you think you can study later Berates you later for not studying earlier

Makes you think you can study later Berates you later for not studying earlier   Scumbag Brain

Trying to get rid of a half mast boner at work. "Hey lets think about hot chicks"

Trying to get rid of a half mast boner at work.

Knows you need to get to sleep and be up early for a test... ...Keeps you up all night trying to think of clever memes

Knows you need to get to sleep and be up early for a test... ...Keeps you up all night trying to think of clever memes   Scumbag Brain

Recognizes that marijuana has little to no negative affects, and is completely pro-legalization What a lazy stoner Sees a picture of someone smoking

Recognizes that marijuana has little to no negative affects, and is completely pro-legalization What a lazy stoner Sees a picture of someone smoking  Scumbag Brain

This is your brain this is your brain on drugs

This is your brain this is your brain on drugs  Scumbag Brain

Has bad dream, wakes up Falls back asleep and knowingly re-enters same dream

Has  bad dream, wakes up Falls  back asleep and knowingly re-enters same dream   Scumbag Brain

You have presidents day off of work? Let's wake up at 7:30 anyway.

You have presidents day off of work? Let's wake up at 
7:30 anyway.   Scumbag Brain

"Cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple" Say it out loud? I think not

Hey dude Don't think about all the sex your grandparents have.

Hey dude Don't think about all the sex your grandparents have.  Scumbag Brain
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