Scumbag Brain

Oh, your girlfriend just broke up with you? I think we need to have vivid sex dreams about her every night.

Oh, your girlfriend just broke up with you? I think we need to have vivid sex dreams about her every night.   Scumbag Brain

Oh your alarm clock is going off? Let me just add that sound to your dream about college becoming a hunger games/battle royale style death race

Oh your alarm clock is going off? Let me just add that sound to your dream about college becoming a hunger games/battle royale style death race  Scumbag Brain

Hey Picture that fat guy naked

Hey Picture that fat guy naked   Scumbag Brain

Jet-lag induced fatigue all day at work Jet-lag induced insomnia all night

Jet-lag induced fatigue all day at work Jet-lag induced insomnia all night   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're writing an important test? Let me sing that song you like the whole fucking time.

Oh, you're writing an important test? Let me sing that song you like the whole fucking time.   Scumbag Brain

About to leave class in 2 minutes A sudden boner made of diamonds appears

About to leave class in 2 minutes A sudden boner made of diamonds appears   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're taking the SAT? Do you know what you would really need right now? AN ERECTION

Oh, you're taking the SAT? Do you know what you would really need right now? AN ERECTION   Scumbag Brain

In a good relationship while young "I'm too young to get married. I can do better" in a mediocre relationship when older "You really need to settle down, you're not getting any younger"

In a good relationship while young

Oh you're trying to go to sleep lets think of a list of diseases you definitely have

Oh you're trying to go to sleep lets think of a list of diseases you definitely have  Scumbag Brain

TRIES TO KEEP UP WITH THESE COMMENTS DIES

TRIES TO KEEP UP WITH THESE COMMENTS DIES  Scumbag Brain
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