Scumbag Brain

makes you horny enough to masturbate makes you feel bad for masturbating.

makes you horny enough to masturbate makes you feel bad for masturbating.   Scumbag Brain

Urine was a little darker than usual Let's spend 3 hours reading about cancer

Urine was a little darker than usual Let's spend 3 hours reading about cancer  Scumbag Brain

Meets group of girls Only remembers the hot one's name

Meets group of girls Only remembers the  hot one's name  Scumbag Brain

The answer is "C". Or is it "A"? Hmmm.

The answer is

epic pickup line to get the perfect woman wake up, it's only a dream. can't remember the line. jizzed my pants.

epic pickup line to get the perfect woman wake up, it's only a dream. can't remember the line. jizzed my pants.  Scumbag Brain

Gives you terrifying nightmare about being murdered Wakes you up one half second before you die.

Gives you terrifying nightmare about being murdered Wakes you up one half second before you die.   Scumbag Brain

nah, that'll be ok regret

nah, that'll be ok regret   Scumbag Brain

Days after Christmas Hey remember everything you wanted, but didn't ask for Christmas?

Days after Christmas Hey remember everything you wanted, but didn't ask for Christmas?  Scumbag Brain

gives you witty one liner that relates perfectly to your current situation forgets to give you the social skills to say it out loud

gives you witty one liner that relates perfectly to your current situation    forgets to give you the social skills to say it out loud   Scumbag Brain

Falls asleep while reading in bed Keeps you awake for 40 minutes after you put your book down

Falls asleep while reading in bed  Keeps you awake for 40 minutes after you put your book down  Scumbag Brain
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