Scumbag Brain

Sex with your girlfriend Remember blowfly girl?

Sex with your girlfriend Remember blowfly girl?  Scumbag Brain

Lunchtime You should order a couple of McRibs

Lunchtime You should order a couple of McRibs  Scumbag Brain

Tells you you're gonna sneeze Grab kleenex, changes its mind

Tells you you're gonna sneeze Grab kleenex, changes its mind  Scumbag Brain

Wearing sunglasses protects the eyes from damaging UV rays Ogle all the things!

Wearing sunglasses protects the eyes from damaging UV rays Ogle all the things!  Scumbag Brain

Premature ejaculation. Immediately repulsed by vagina.

Premature ejaculation. Immediately repulsed by vagina.   Scumbag Brain

Has the limitless ability to store information Forgets everything during the exam.

Has the limitless ability to store information Forgets everything during the exam.   Scumbag Brain

Convinces you that you can accomplish anything you put your mind to... Then immediately says, "Punch yourself in the face, you're worthless!"

Convinces you that you can accomplish anything you put your mind to...  Then immediately says,

Tells you to act more like courage wolf Only remembers SAP quotes

Tells you to act more like courage wolf Only remembers SAP quotes  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up at 7.30 on a weekday... Tired Wakes you up at 7.30 at the weekend... Wide awake

Wakes you up at 7.30 on a weekday... Tired Wakes you up at 7.30 at the weekend... Wide awake  Scumbag Brain

becomes self-aware panics

becomes self-aware panics  Scumbag Brain
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