Scumbag Brain

You're wearing sweatpants today? It looks like a great time for a boner

You're wearing sweatpants today? It looks like a great time for a boner  Scumbag Brain

Oh, that happened weeks ago and you've apologized and made up for it? Let's feel awful about it anyway

Oh, that happened weeks ago and you've apologized and made up for it? Let's feel awful about it anyway  Scumbag Brain

Nearing orgasm during sex brings up memory of your grandma

Nearing orgasm during sex brings up memory of your grandma  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you want to listen to the other people at your table? Trust me, this conversation two tables over is way more interesting.

Oh, you want to listen to the other people at your table? Trust me, this conversation two tables over is way more interesting.  Scumbag Brain

i see you're in church here's a bunch of naked boob images

i see you're in church here's a bunch of naked boob images  Scumbag Brain

finally Break up with verbally abusive girlfriend not so fast buddy, now you get to miss her constantly

finally Break up with verbally abusive girlfriend not so fast buddy, now you get to miss her constantly  Scumbag Brain

skinny dipping with your guy friends? here, have a boner!

skinny dipping with your guy friends? here, have a boner!  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you want to sleep 5 more minutes? Okay, I'll wake you up in a couple of hours or so.

Oh, you want to sleep 5 more minutes? Okay, I'll wake you up in a couple of hours or so.  Scumbag Brain

Teacher calls you to the front of the classroom to give a book report "Time for your morning erection!"

Teacher calls you to the front of the classroom to give a book report

Hey, some of your noodles fell on your leg. You should stab at them with your fork.

Hey, some of your noodles fell on your leg. You should stab at them with your fork.       Scumbag Brain
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