Scumbag Brain

Time for bed? Better think of everything that has ever scared you, ever. Caption 4 goes here

Time for bed? Better think of everything that has ever scared you, ever.  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Got a flight a 4am? Let's wake you up every 30 min to make sure you don't miss it

Got a flight a 4am? Let's wake you up every 30 min to make sure you don't miss it  Scumbag Brain

oh it's saturday? better wake you up at 6 in the morning

oh it's saturday? better wake you up at 6 in the morning  Scumbag Brain

Hey I know you wanted to go out tonight So lets feel super sleepy and ready for bed at 9:30pm

Hey I know you wanted
 to go out tonight So lets feel super sleepy and ready for bed at 9:30pm   Scumbag Brain

WAKE UP IN A PANIC FOR WORK NOPE - THURSDAY! OH WAIT IT'S SATURDAY.... (hour later)

WAKE UP IN A PANIC FOR WORK NOPE - THURSDAY!  OH WAIT IT'S SATURDAY....   (hour later)  Scumbag Brain

Finish heavy workout "Wouldn't 5 beers taste great right now?"

Finish heavy workout

That girl is gorgeous, we should talk to her English becomes second language

That girl is gorgeous, we should talk to her English becomes second language  Scumbag Brain

Can't think of shit when bored and not busy Thinks of a million great ideas when writing essays

Can't think of shit when bored and not busy Thinks of a million great ideas when writing essays   Scumbag Brain

don't be nervous Don't be nervous Don't be nervous Don't be nervous Don't be nervous wHY ARE YOU NERVOUS!

don't be nervous  Don't be nervous
 Don't be nervous Don't be nervous Don't be nervous wHY ARE YOU NERVOUS!  Scumbag Brain

Pipetting cerebral cortex glial cells in neuroscience lab like a boss Says, "This must be what pipetting jizz feels like" aloud to adviser

Pipetting cerebral cortex glial cells in neuroscience lab like a boss
 Says,
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