Scumbag Brain

Gives you a boner During swim class

Gives you a boner During swim class  Scumbag Brain

Bro, I can help you with your baldness. Let me grow you some hair on your ear.

Bro, I can help you with your baldness. Let me grow you some hair on your ear.  Scumbag Brain

Remember that song you hate? Because I do.

Remember that song you hate? Because I do.  Scumbag Brain

Good professional relationship with work colleague Better have an epic sex dream about them.

Good professional relationship with work colleague Better have an epic sex dream about them.  Scumbag Brain

Desperately need to recall a thought in a life threatening situation Subconsciously forces you to piss your pants

Desperately need to recall a thought in a life threatening situation Subconsciously forces you to piss your pants  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have a lot of stuff to get done tomorrow keeps you up all night stressing about it

Knows you have a lot of stuff to get done tomorrow keeps you up all night stressing about it  Scumbag Brain

So you're moving to another country, are you? Let's quickly fall in love before you go.

So you're moving to another country, are you? Let's quickly fall in love before 
you go.  Scumbag Brain

Controls everything Besides penis

Controls everything  Besides penis  Scumbag Brain

DOING PRESENTATION IN FRONT OF CLASS HERE HAVE AN ERECTION

DOING PRESENTATION IN FRONT OF CLASS HERE HAVE AN ERECTION   Scumbag Brain

don't bother writing down that idea of yours, bro You'll remember it later, I promise!

don't bother writing down that idea of yours, bro You'll remember it later, I promise!  Scumbag Brain
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