Scumbag Brain

teacher is taking up questions on the chalkboard BONER!!!

teacher is taking up questions on the chalkboard BONER!!!  Scumbag Brain

HAS THE CAPACITY TO STORE AND MEMORIZE AN ALMOST INFINITE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION WON'T

HAS THE CAPACITY TO STORE AND MEMORIZE AN ALMOST INFINITE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION WON'T   Scumbag Brain

Waiting for important phone call Hear imaginary ringer every 10 seconds

Waiting for important phone call Hear imaginary ringer every 10 seconds   Scumbag Brain

Doesn't have to poop before you clock in for work Has to poop after you clock into work

Doesn't have to poop before you clock in for work Has to poop after you clock into work  Scumbag Brain

need to do something get oven gloves

need to do something get oven gloves  Scumbag Brain

Requires silence to fall asleep Becomes hyper aware of heartbeat as soon as you lie down

Requires silence to fall asleep Becomes hyper aware of heartbeat as soon as you lie down   Scumbag Brain

BOOBS goes into standby mode

BOOBS goes into standby mode   Scumbag Brain

Date with cute girl tomorrow! Dream about ex-girlfriend.

Date with cute girl tomorrow! Dream about ex-girlfriend.   Scumbag Brain

Gets raging boners in math class half chub when making out with hot girl

Gets raging boners in math class half chub when making out with hot girl  Scumbag Brain

brushing teeth stab face with toothbrush

brushing teeth stab face with toothbrush   Scumbag Brain
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