Scumbag Brain

Has large project to do Motivated to do everything but that project

Has large project to do Motivated to do everything but that project  Scumbag Brain

Significant other asks if you know your anniversary Let's see, I got your locker combo from middle school, lines from billy Madison, nope no anniversary

Significant other asks if you know your anniversary Let's see, I got your locker combo from middle school, lines from billy Madison, nope no anniversary  Scumbag Brain

Open internet browser forget why i'm on internet

Open internet browser forget why i'm on internet  Scumbag Brain

Home Alone better imagine someone standing outside my living room window watching me from the dark

Home Alone  better imagine someone standing outside my living room window watching me from the dark  Scumbag Brain

Struggles to remember useful information Remembers spoiler accidentally overheard/read forever.

Struggles to remember useful information  Remembers spoiler accidentally overheard/read forever.   Scumbag Brain

Time to sit down and write paper due tomorrow Perfect time to check Reddit!

Time to sit down and write paper due tomorrow Perfect time to check Reddit!  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're doing math? Here's an erection.

Oh you're doing math? Here's an erection.   Scumbag Brain

Enables you to silence and disable any kind of alarm clock when you need to get up for work

Enables you to silence and disable any kind of alarm clock when you need to get up for work  Scumbag Brain

having a good night Tells you fever is a good idea

having a good night Tells you fever is a good idea  Scumbag Brain

drinking, drugs partying did I kiss that girl, ohh I barely remember it... Hope it was worth it suck on some bar sluts face to make ex jealous

drinking, drugs partying did I kiss that girl, ohh I barely remember it...
Hope it was worth it suck on some bar sluts face to make ex jealous  Scumbag Brain
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