Scumbag Brain

Hears alarm clock incorporates in into dream

Hears alarm clock incorporates in into dream     Scumbag Brain

Assignment due in two days! Wait, nevermind.

Assignment due in two days! Wait, nevermind.   Scumbag Brain

No limits inside dreams, with the ability to travel through space and time and experience ANYTHING it can imagine dreams about masturbating

No limits inside dreams, with the ability to travel through space and time and experience ANYTHING it can imagine dreams about masturbating  Scumbag Brain

Haven't had sex in 6 months Plays the 'I just had sex' chorus on repeat

Haven't had sex in 6 months Plays the 'I just had sex' chorus on repeat  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of great posts for your cake day Except on your cake day

Thinks of great posts for your cake day Except on your cake day   Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up at the perfect time for you to be late.

Wakes you up at the perfect time for you to be late.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, those anti-depressants are making you feel better? Here, let me just go ahead and build up a tolerance so you can back to feeling like shit.

Oh, those anti-depressants are making you feel better? Here, let me just go ahead and build up a tolerance so you can back to feeling like shit.   Scumbag Brain

OH YOU'RE GOING TO CHURCH? I'LL JUST COME UP WITH THE MOST TWISTED AND DISTURBING THINGS YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

OH YOU'RE GOING TO CHURCH? I'LL JUST COME UP WITH THE MOST TWISTED AND DISTURBING THINGS YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.   Scumbag Brain

I should take a shower.... Nah, showers are for people with shit to do.

I should take a shower.... Nah, showers are for people with shit to do.  Scumbag Brain

Raining Outside? I bet you left your phone out there!

Raining Outside? I bet you left your phone out there!   Scumbag Brain
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