Scumbag Brain

At night: "I'm not that tired, let's stay up" In the morning: "I'm really tired. Let's go back to sleep"

At night:

Sit down finally relaxing at home Think about work the rest the night

Sit down finally relaxing at home Think about work the rest the night  Scumbag Brain

Knows you like a girl makes you do embarrassing shit in front of her.

Knows you like a girl makes you do embarrassing shit in front of her.   Scumbag Brain

Hot girl is sitting on your lap? Okay, let's think of everything sexual that you have ever seen.

Hot girl is sitting on your lap? Okay, let's think of everything sexual that you have ever seen.   Scumbag Brain

Wakes up in middle of the night, "I forgot to do my homework!" Hasn't had homework in three years.

Wakes up in middle of the night,

Blinks automatically for you Not anymore

Blinks automatically for you Not anymore  Scumbag Brain

input: important moment Output: shit pants

input:  important moment Output: shit pants  Scumbag Brain

HAS THE CAPACITY TO STORE AND MEMORIZE 80+ YEARS WORTH OF INFORMATION ONLY STORES INFORMATION ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

HAS THE CAPACITY TO STORE AND MEMORIZE 80+ YEARS WORTH OF INFORMATION ONLY STORES INFORMATION ABOUT VIDEO GAMES  Scumbag Brain

Capable of shutting down the voluntary muscular system as well as generating extremely vivid hallucinatory experiences that are indistinguishable from reality to the conscious mind. DOES BOTH TO TERRIFY

Capable of shutting down the voluntary muscular system as well as generating extremely vivid hallucinatory experiences that are indistinguishable from reality to the conscious mind. DOES BOTH TO TERRIFY   Scumbag Brain

Oh good you're in bed trying to sleep? Here's every single happy moment you've ever had with your ex

Oh good you're in bed trying to sleep? Here's every single happy moment you've ever had with your ex  Scumbag Brain
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